"By The Pond's Edge"

  

During Leg Talk with fellow geese at gatherings one says....




"What did one guy's leg say to the other?"
“Look at Shorty—he's growing a beard!”

while the other goose says....Yo Mama's So Poor she can't afford to pay attention!

  
Joke of the Day:
Breast Stroke

There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.
After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher. Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.
When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms..."

Pencil "Rose" by RC

The Perfect Woman

Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman?
A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a bar.

(guess you won't be lucky here) LOL. "What??!::::Looks around:::: My father doesn't own a bar".

Titled "Fireflyz" rendered in acrylic with frame.

One of my original sketches. This was a still life of my last home and the interior mirror on the wall. Title is "Timeless". If you notice there are no dials or hands on the face of the clocks.
Happy Easter!
RC

  
New Mexico Trip


Joke of the Day:
Cinderella Has A Camera?

What did Cinderella say when she left the photo store?
Someday my prints will come...

Photo pick on how I feel today:
After every door closes another door opens
Above is a new window of opportunities for my future.

Quote by George Burns:
"And God said: "Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan."

Three Seperate Churchs in New Mexico

Santa Fe
New Mexico......
Off of the San Fransico street and by the St. Francis church. Sunday morning bells ringing at early morning service is a soothing sound that brings my own kind of peace. It's a personal thing! The plaza's architecture has its own style that is gruff yet charming that I can only guard as beautiful due to the environment and history of native americans. Many statues by several artists in this area including Galleries to the extreme that I could spend countless hours observing styles and fervid canvas work as I was the arbitrator with a studying stare.

Spring Break.....
Another adventure conquered through the qualudes of time to capture moments given only by a glance when the camera's eye settles in and presto the magic is mine! Awe, behold the power of a snapshot. We drove this ten hour trip to Santa Fe New Mexico then up to Angel Fire Resort to snow ski. Up on the face of the mountains and soaring up over the horizon when the sun lite up the turquise blue sky waiting to melt the powder snowdrops of fresh fluff to cut snake trails from our ski's or snowboards, I was mesmorized by Gods gifts like no other. Here is what I was blessed to see. Enjoy.